What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:46
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Make Nazis afraid again!
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.